daylighter-cc:

dcrissss:

crissfuckinchris:

lewarblers:

#congrats on being the gayest heterosexual man there ever was

#heterosexual

#”heterosexual”

gay gay gay

ugly:

ugly:

ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

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pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

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quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

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photographyofdavidhanjani:

Beachee. Photo By David Hanjani

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Beachee. Photo By David Hanjani

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hip-hip-poohray:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

image

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

I demand fan art of each individual otter on this list. 

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circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

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juliajm15:

yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^

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kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

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thetardismug:

Darren Criss singing Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” over the instruments of OneRepublic’s “Too Late to Apologize”.

image

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monasticmaestoso:

windmills-of-my-mind:

and there’s the Australian part of Thor coming out.

fact: australians are secretly actually descended from vikings

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